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The Lighter
Side Of Lactose....
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell
phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker-function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN:
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am
at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,
go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I
also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
models. I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How
much?"
WOMAN:
"$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but
for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN:
"Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last
year
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well,
then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000.They will
probably take it.
If not, we can go
the extra 50 thousand. If it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK.
I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I
love you, too."
The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths agape.
He smiles and asks:
"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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